Through sheer force exacerbated by a bad festival experience, Kanye almost breaks his MacBook while typing.
March 11, 2015
Kanye's laptop goes missing in Paris
G.O.O.D. Music artist Malik Yusef tweets that Kanye's laptop has been stolen in Paris: "We have the PRIVATE INVESTIGATION FIRMS ON TOP OF @kanyewest STOLEN LAPTOP!!!!!"
March 11, 2015, later that day
Def Jam: Everything's fine
Def Jam says the laptop was never missing.
January 18, 2016
Kanye raps about the laptop for the second time
"No More Parties in LA" references Kanye's cousin who stole his laptop. In "Real Friends," Kanye said he paid the cousin $250,000 to return it.